<?xml version="1.0" encoding="iso-8859-1"?><rss version="1.0"><channel><title>Diary of Shruti Somani</title><link>http://funjokes.rediffiland.com/</link><description>Diary of Shruti Somani</description><language>en-us</language><item><title>FUNJOKES</title><description><![CDATA[<P>1.Teacher: Pratik, in which state do u live?</P><BR><P>   Pratik said nothing.</P><BR><P>   Teacher: Pratik, in which district do u live?</P><BR><P>   Then also Pratik said nothing.</P><BR><P>   Teacher(in anger): why are u not answering?</P><BR><P>   Pratik: Sir, mummy said not to anewr back elders. </P><BR><P>2. Big sister: When I sing why r u standing outside?</P><BR><P>   Small sister: So as to tell that I am not singing badly.</P><BR><P>3. A man everyday visits a temple of lord Shiva. </P><BR><P>   One day the pandit was cleaning the temple and had kept Ganeshji's idol infront of Shiva's idol.</P><BR><P>   So that day when the man arrived the temple, he said to ganeshji's idol: Beta, tell ur father that</P><BR><P>   I came.</P><br><img src="http://ri.rediffiland.com/homepimages/home7/991/2d7aaac8421e9f43e17c107fdfb9ae6b/homep/images/1206777019">]]></description><pubDate>Sat, 29 Mar 2008 12:56:13 +0530</pubDate><link>http://funjokes.rediffiland.com/blogs/2008/03/29/FUNJOKES.html</link></item></channel></rss>