1.Teacher: Pratik, in which state do u live?

   Pratik said nothing.

   Teacher: Pratik, in which district do u live?

   Then also Pratik said nothing.

   Teacher(in anger): why are u not answering?

   Pratik: Sir, mummy said not to anewr back elders. 

2. Big sister: When I sing why r u standing outside?

   Small sister: So as to tell that I am not singing badly.

3. A man everyday visits a temple of lord Shiva. 

   One day the pandit was cleaning the temple and had kept Ganeshji's idol infront of Shiva's idol.

   So that day when the man arrived the temple, he said to ganeshji's idol: Beta, tell ur father that

   I came.